What kind of sorority were you in?

Megan! It’s a sorority! Megan! It’s not a whorehouse! Megan!
Oh, to be a fly on that wall…
kbye.

Don’t you hate when that happens?

Um… ok
Will the man with his pants around his ankles please return to Security and retrieve your belt?
H/T: Overheard Everywhere
kbye

Oh, how I love Milwaukee

Overheard at an Admirals game:
Hungry girl: Oooh, what’s the jumbo hot dog?
Clerk: Ummm, it’s a really big hot dog.
H/T Overheard Everywhere
kbye

Sounds like you wore it out

I’d have to agree with your friend…you should probably stop using it.
Well, Jim and I have sex all the time without condoms. Then I had sex with Gary and we used one, but then Scott came and we didn’t use one. Then, that same night, Thomas came over and we used one. But that’s when [...]

Don’t forget the dramamine

Good think I’m not in that family.
See? That’s why we don’t laugh in this family — you go and suffocate on your own vomit!
Kbye.