I don’t want your junk germs

Guys, is it really THAT much trouble to WASH YOUR HANDS after you go to the bathroom?
I suppose ignorance is bliss…or, at least, it would have been this afternoon.
Today I was at the chiropractor and my doc was running late and I needed to use the restroom so I started walking back toward the bathroom [...]

I almost cried at a bar…

…and it’s not because the stall was out of toilet paper. (More on that later).
Last weekend, I went out with a bunch of friends. It was a going away party for one of the girls who’s moving. Anyways, we went to Lucille’s Rockin’ Pianos. If you’ve never been there, you don’t know what you’re missing. [...]