Guys, is it really THAT much trouble to WASH YOUR HANDS after you go to the bathroom?
I suppose ignorance is bliss…or, at least, it would have been this afternoon.
Today I was at the chiropractor and my doc was running late and I needed to use the restroom so I started walking back toward the bathroom and another patient left one of the adjustment rooms and beat me to the bathroom by about 6 feet. (It’s a small office so there’s only one unisex bathroom).
Anyways, the guy OBVIOUSLY knows there’s someone waiting outside the door to use the restroom… I hear him doing his thing (note: I’m standing about 5 feet away from the door so I don’t look like a stalker and hoping I didn’t have to hear him pee. The door isn’t very thick so I heard it).
I hear the toilet flush and less than 2 seconds later the bathroom door opens and the guy walked down the hall.
*insert gagging noise here*
I walked into the bathroom and looked around for something to close the door with… I found some paper towels and used that to pull the door shut. Luckily, there was a can of Lysol disinfectant spray so I sprayed the heck outta that doorknob.
I’m sorry guys, but, seriously… if you’re going to touch your junk when you pee (which I can only assume is how it works since I don’t have male body parts) … can you PLEASE wash your hands afterwards? I don’t know where your junk has been and, frankly, I don’t care to touch your junk germs.