Mother of the year

Just what we need… Lynn Spears to raise ANOTHER child. Cuz her first two have turned out SOOOOO well.

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Check this out

Ah, payday! The day I look forward to every other Friday.

The day I get some cash… the day I can buy some groceries!!! :)

Tonight, I went to Pick ‘n’ Save, and when I was checking out I did the cash-back thing as always.

Imagine my surprise when 3 dimes come out of the change machine at the check-out.

Imagine the checker’s surprise when this dumbass asked for 30 cents back.

Imagine my embarrassment as I walk away.

kbye.

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HSM 2

Zac EfronAm I the only person older than 18 who is eagerly awaiting the Disney Channel debut of High School Musical 2?

And, yes, I understand that it is a little creepy that I find Zac Effron incredibly dreamy. Hey, at least he’s of age…right? Does that make it any better?

Hmmm…that gives me an idea. I think I have HSM on DVR.

kbye.

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ugh

So, it’s been awhile since I posted last. Life has been quite interesting these past few weeks, to say the least.

But, I’m back now and we’ll see how it goes.

kbye.

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Who’s your ideal candidate?

Here’s a very interesting web site I came across last week. I suggest you all take a shot at this quiz at SelectSmart. It’s quite eye-opening. Here’s my results…

1.  Theoretical Ideal Candidate   (100%)
2.  John Edwards   (62%)  Click here for info
3.  Al Gore   (56%)  Click here for info
4.  Barack Obama   (55%)  Click here for info
5.  Hillary Clinton   (55%)  Click here for info
6.  Joseph Biden   (53%)  Click here for info
7.  Christopher Dodd   (52%)  Click here for info
8.  Wesley Clark   (48%)  Click here for info
9.  Dennis Kucinich   (46%)  Click here for info
10.  Ron Paul   (45%)  Click here for info
11.  Alan Augustson   (43%)  Click here for info
12.  Bill Richardson   (43%)  Click here for info
13.  John McCain   (43%)  Click here for info
14.  Chuck Hagel   (37%)  Click here for info
15.  Duncan Hunter   (35%)  Click here for info
16.  Michael Bloomberg   (35%)  Click here for info
17.  Jim Gilmore   (33%)  Click here for info
18.  Tommy Thompson   (32%)  Click here for info
19.  Newt Gingrich   (31%)  Click here for info
20.  Tom Tancredo   (31%)  Click here for info
21.  Rudolph Giuliani   (31%)  Click here for info
22.  Mike Gravel   (31%)  Click here for info
23.  Mike Huckabee   (30%)  Click here for info
24.  Elaine Brown   (29%)  Click here for info
25.  Fred Thompson   (29%)  Click here for info
26.  Mitt Romney   (29%)  Click here for info
27.  Sam Brownback   (27%)  Click here for info
28.  Kent McManigal   (17%)  Click here for info

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Repost from LB – Spice Boys

From the LB archive… (back by popular demand) Originally posted January 5, 2006:

Tell me what you want, what you really, really want

by @ 11:30 pm. Filed under MSM, Blogs, Cheddarsphere, Funny

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel columnists Spivak and Bice are making a venture into the blogosphere. It appears they want to spice things up a bit…by checking out all the local political bloggers in their brand new weblog creatively titled Spiceblog. I’m gonna deem this the Spiceworld effect…

I think they should have a theme song, and because I’m such a generous person, I’ve written the lyrics…(sung to the tune of the Spice Girls’ “Spice up your life“)

spiceboys.jpg

La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
When you’re feeling sad and bored
We will take you where you gotta read
Ranting, raving, on the internet
All you need is the Cheddarsphere.

Bloggers of the world (Spice up your life!)
Every red and every blue (Spice up your life!)
Pundits of the world (Spice up your life!)
Aah…

Bloggers on the left (if you’re having a good time)
Bloggers on the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (huh huh) and go round
Slam it to the left (if you’re having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Chicas to the front (huh huh)
Hi, see ya, hold tight!

La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Watchdogging the MSM
Linking to both me and you
Candidate bashing, poli-punditry
Lefties, righties and all that’s in between

Bloggers of the world (Spice up your life!)
Every red and every blue (Spice up your life!)
Pundits of the world (Spice up your life!)
Aah…

Slam it to the left (if you’re having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Bloggers to the front (huh huh) and go round
Shake it to the left (if you’re having a good time)
Slam it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Bloggers to the front (huh huh)
Hi, see ya, hold tight!

Sykes, Xoff, there’s more than that
We’ll show you where the good’s at
Check it check it check it, out now!
Check it check it check it, out now!
Spiceblog!

Bloggers of the world (Spice up your life!)
Every red and every blue (Spice up your life!)
Pundits of the world (Spice up your life!)
Aah…

Slam it to the left (if you’re having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Bloggers to the front (huh huh) and go round
Shake it to the left (if you’re having a good time)
Slam it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Bloggers to the front (huh huh)
Hi, see ya, hold tight!

Slam it to the left (if you’re having a good time)
Shake it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Bloggers to the front (huh huh) and go round
Shake it to the left (if you’re having a good time)
Slam it to the right (if you know that you feel fine)
Bloggers to the front (huh huh)
Hi, see ya, hold tight!
Hi, see ya, hold tight!

[Note: Forgive the horrendous photoshop job.]
[Update #1: “The advent of Spiceblog appears to be inspiring at least some blogger to spice up the blogosphere. Check this out….More proof that photoshop can be dangerous in the wrong hands. This posting alone may get Leaning Blue added to the blog roll…” –Sykes Writes]
[Update #2: I feel the need to clarify something. My brother asked me if I did this because I don’t like the guys. On the contrary–I regularly read their column and am intrigued by their venture into the blogosphere.]

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I don’t want your junk germs

sink.gifGuys, is it really THAT much trouble to WASH YOUR HANDS after you go to the bathroom?

I suppose ignorance is bliss…or, at least, it would have been this afternoon.

Today I was at the chiropractor and my doc was running late and I needed to use the restroom so I started walking back toward the bathroom and another patient left one of the adjustment rooms and beat me to the bathroom by about 6 feet. (It’s a small office so there’s only one unisex bathroom).

Anyways, the guy OBVIOUSLY knows there’s someone waiting outside the door to use the restroom… I hear him doing his thing (note: I’m standing about 5 feet away from the door so I don’t look like a stalker and hoping I didn’t have to hear him pee. The door isn’t very thick so I heard it).

I hear the toilet flush and less than 2 seconds later the bathroom door opens and the guy walked down the hall.

*insert gagging noise here*

I walked into the bathroom and looked around for something to close the door with… I found some paper towels and used that to pull the door shut. Luckily, there was a can of Lysol disinfectant spray so I sprayed the heck outta that doorknob.

I’m sorry guys, but, seriously… if you’re going to touch your junk when you pee (which I can only assume is how it works since I don’t have male body parts) … can you PLEASE wash your hands afterwards? I don’t know where your junk has been and, frankly, I don’t care to touch your junk germs.

UPDATE:

kbye.

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